BharatMatrimony – PunjabiMatrimony

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Chachu Kamlaa had thought due to pressure upon himself, he should start thinking if getting hitched. Though it was quite early for his age, but the thought nonetheless was noble.

Chachu thus made a profile on a leading matrimony site BharatMatrimony last night, and they automatically redirected him to PunjabiMatrimony, since he being a Punjabi dude or something!

After making a profile at night, he received an automated confirmation call soon then itself. And the next morning he received a call from BharatMatrimony at 10.37am and again at 10.39am (since he missed the earlier one) telling him about their premium features.

The customer care guy told him about what the features were, what premium features would include, the cost for it and then asked if Chachu would like to go for it.
Chachu declined.
CC Guy then was like ‘When would you like to go for it?’.
Chachu didn’t  plan to, so thats what he clearly told him.

CC Guy then suggested what is the point of keeping a profile there and that he should delete it.

Way to go guys.
What a way to get into the Limca Book of Records.
Paying your way to get in there?

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Earthquake – New Delhi – September 07 2011

Just felt an Earthquake shake up the bed I was lying on working on a College project.I would have to guess it to be in the vicinity of 6 Richter, though I am no expert but it was the most powerful one that I have ever felt![Janak Puri, New Delhi – September 07th, 2011 23:28 hrs]

via Earthquake – New Delhi – September 07 2011.

And it happens on the same as Delhi High Courts’ Bomb Blast.
GoD BLeSS India!!

Stay Strong people!!

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DISCLAIMER. The characters and story line is purely fictional, and any resemblance to anyone living or dead, teaching or non-teaching, torturing or non-torturing, retired or should-be-retired, is merely by coincidence.

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